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Chicago Demotivational Poster

JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews

UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...


LUNCH MONEY - COUGH IT UP! C'mon cry-baby Cough it up! You gonna cry li'l girl CRY! CRY! CRY!

URLACHER'S MOM'Z A HOE - There's a "CORNER-BACK", "SAFETY", and a "LINE-BACKER" in on the sack, somebodys gotta be OPEN down-field.

ABE FROMAN - The Sausage King of Chicago.


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Bolverk37782 - June 10, 2011, 6:54 am
Similar problems in the UK, The Company is called STAGECOACH. The drivers think they are driving go-karts most of the time!!!
irundeepenough - June 9, 2011, 7:49 pm
Helen Keller can't drive, she is a woman.
Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:41 pm
Or Alexander the Great ("Find a way or make one")
pzykosiz - June 9, 2011, 6:53 pm
or helen keller?
Brawler - June 9, 2011, 3:35 pm
Or Ray Charles?:D

RAINY DAY - in the Windy City

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GaryO - December 19, 2012, 8:27 am
Now THAT's a memorial! 5L
Greeny - December 18, 2012, 10:42 pm
nice one u g


CHAOS THEORY #14 - "The Police aren't here to CREATE disorder, The Police are here to MAINTAIN disorder" (Mayor Daley, Chicago, 1968)

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Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 11:31 pm
I just saw 4 posters before this that had quotes on it...This one is actually acceptable. I'll hold my vote until a time when I'm not sick of quote posters.
RandomPixilator - December 22, 2010, 11:17 pm
Thanks. NOw I remember why I gave up on the Police force
Reality Lord - December 22, 2010, 11:10 pm

nicely done....5L dude.
Reality Lord - December 22, 2010, 11:10 pm

nicely done....5L dude.


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almarpa - July 19, 2010, 2:28 pm
Yeah, it killed my few good neurons...
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 2:23 pm
He died with a smile on his face...5/5 good job
almarpa - July 19, 2010, 2:10 pm
Thank you, this one was hard to make... Really hard
GreyScorpion - July 19, 2010, 2:07 pm
now there's a nice pair of some hand held maiming machines....and the tommy's ain't too shabby either. 5L


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BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 8:02 pm
It's not creepy; The Chicago Cubs suck just like the Teletubies or what ever their name is!!! LMAO
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 5:53 pm
That is creepily cute.

FROWN - Lets turn it upside down And make a rainbow of unicorn feathers and JELLY-BEANS

NOWADAYS - You can like the life you're living. You can live the life you like. You can even marry Harry, but mess around with Ike

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RAGE ZOMBIE!! - Micheal Jordan is one of the Infected run save yerself! save yerself! It's gonna be awhile B4 he starves down!

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[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 9:42 am


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CHICAGO POLITICS - Because We Can Put The Hurt On You

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Trocki - April 29, 2009, 6:49 pm
I'm not sure how... Handguns are illegal in Chicago. Thanks to assholes like him.


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forseti - July 7, 2010, 10:12 am
pic 77957: this country can't be bad!! have to take a trip - just to see some hockey of course!
Haarakkon - July 6, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'd be guessing that'd be Jeff Norton.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
Anyone know who's eating Bob's fist in this picture? I can't figure it out.
Haarakkon - July 6, 2010, 2:16 pm
5 penalty lions for a major. They don't make 'em like Probert anymore.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 12:56 pm
RIP Bob.
GreyScorpion - July 6, 2010, 12:31 pm
last warning, both of you knock it off, you want to continue, take it over to Politifake
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 12:29 pm
It would be rather fitting for said time out. It is for Probert. And I read hard facts about medical coverage. And I visit Canada, A LOT! I love your strip clubs. The goods there, as stated, are more expensive.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:24 pm
Name calling will get you banned. Grow up. You are obviously ignorant to the truth and will believe whatever propaganda that is fed to you. The stats don't lie Higher standard of living = Better place to live. Keep talking, dig a deeper hole.
GreyScorpion - July 6, 2010, 12:23 pm
hi guys Mod here, knock it off, or there'll be time outs given
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 12:19 pm
I'll pay a couple extra bucks in a co-pay and be able to get it much quicker. And yes your GOODS! CLOTHES, FOOD, ENTERTAINMENT! Yes, Candadian GOODS are MORE expensive. Retard. Oh, wait, just Canadian.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:06 pm
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:06 pm
Our goods are expensive? Not prescriptions, not surgeries, not anything. Better standard of living. We see plenty of Americans crossing our borders for their drugs. If you want to bash Canada pick a different site.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:53 am
But, do I want to live there? No. That's what visits are for. Next.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:52 am
No, they aren't a myth. I live right near the border and work in medical care. Canadians everywhere. Plus your goods are expensive, which is why we see you here in our stores and malls. Canada does have amazing syrup. And the strip clubs are, too.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 11:49 am
Have you ever lived in Canada Hammer? Or are you just talking out of your ass? Look at the stats, we have a better standard of living, so does Germany.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 11:47 am
The long waits are a myth. We have a wonderful country. All treatments are free and prompt. Nobody ever gets kicked out of a hospital in Canada. You won't find much support for Canada bashing on this site, so if you can't say anything nice.......STFU.
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 11:07 am
Free health care? Sure, if you want to wait a year to be seen for cancer. They come to America for health care because it takes them so long for treatment. Clean air? NNY has plenty of it. Next?
forseti - July 6, 2010, 10:39 am
Luxembourg is 20km from here. pretty rich country with high standards. I don't know much about Canada, but every I heard was great ;)
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 10:35 am
@hammer clean air and free health care not high on your list?
HammerofHeeb - July 6, 2010, 10:06 am
A great hockey Player. Though Canada is still the lamest place to live, besides Luxumbourg.

STYLIN... - chicago old style


MUSHROOMS OVER CHICAGO - "North Star's mental beatreel contains images of a mushroom. . .over. . Chicago"- Sean

COMMUNIST WHITE SOX FAN - Driving up attendance in Minnesota, Detroit, Cleveland, Kansas City and Wrigley Field.

CHICAGO CUBS - 1908 - 2008 The drought is near an end 2008 NL Central CHAMPIONS

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FAIL - October 5, 2008, 10:23 pm
For I am EPIC. And here for David. And the Chicago organization. And their fans.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 3:15 pm
This motifake's fail is equal to the eminent fail of the Cubs. I predict failure at the hands of either Los Angeles teams.

Violence -

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Pushkin - September 25, 2016, 11:23 am
Fo sho, cuz.
Thedewd - September 23, 2016, 2:05 pm
Dis muhfugga be lookin jus lyke Saint Trayvon...

Schadenfreude -

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